it all started out, well, lets just say that 1 dyno met another dyno and created dynomite. when dynomite saw that light, he had three things on his mind. 1. a ride home, 2. mountain dew, and 3. and whos bringing the black ops. as he was riding home in his dad's monty carlo, he stared out the window with a blank expression, not even an hour old. he pushed down on the "down window button" as soon as he heard his dad yell some profanity he was out and away. flying out of the window he felt a cool breeze against his dyno body. suddenly, he squaked his first words, "dyno!" and suddenly he thought he was a pokemon! he sprinted into the woods with no regrets and found a pond, which he proceeded to lay in. glancing at the sky, he realized something, toomuchmountaindew. he then gagged and got up and layed against a tree. he started to fade in and out of reality, and before you know it, he heard the words, "dyno! get the f*** out of this pokeball!" he awoke to a giant version of his dad holding him in some capsule. he realized, he was in a pokemon battle. as anthony was just starting to get out of the ball, his dad threw it on the ground, causing anhthony to lay on the freshly shaved pokegrass. he got up dazed, when something whackd against his head full blast. he saw some random rock pokemon standing there, so he got up and in dyno words, "beat the black ops outta him!" he whacked the rock pokemon with a skateboard, until he stopped breathing. anthony turned around, only to see his dad pointing a gun at him. he pulled the trigger, and as soon as the bullet hit him, he came back to reality. laying half naked in a bed with mountain dew all over his chest, black ops left on all night. he quickly checks his K/D ratio, and realizes hes only .03% "NOOOOOO!" says dyno
to be continued....o.0
